CAT Quotes

          Nearing the end of your graduation ? Want to pursue post-graduation in management ? Want to crack the CAT ? Want to join an IIM ? Want to suceeeeeed !!! 
          Well atleast I want to. And I even planned "long-term" as they say. Here's what I did. There's still a year and more for my graduation to get over, so I joined a long-term course for CAT preparation. Well, lets hope I carry such sincerety and dedication through the year.
          Still Interested ? Alright rejoice, the boring part is over.I am not here to give you a long piece about wat to do & wat not to do,etc. As I said I am just starting out with my prep but I find myself very lucky to avail very gifted lecturers. The classes are anything but boring. I am proud to say that each day I learn something new. I mean if they want to get a point across, they do so in a manner in which I will surely remember it for a long time. Now that is a gift not bestowed on everybody around. Here are some excerpts that I happen to remember from my CAT prep classes. Dont worry they are very general and not subject-specific. Go on, have a read....

-sir:"Long-term and all that is okay, but you should remember what we did in the last class." 

-student: "This is Vikram"

 sir:"This is a fan, this is a book, are you an object ?"

-sir:"What does a manager do ?"

 student:"Manage"

 sir:"Okay ,we cracked that joke, now answer my question."

-sir:"Why are you late ?"

 student:"Sir,the bus was late."

 sir:"Oh,so the bus was late and you were on time, ridiculous !"

-sir:"Don't you feel helpless ? A Sardar has come to teach you logic."

-sir:"11+11=10 ,yes I can prove it !"

-sir:"Our job is to analyse how not to violate the rule, rather than satisfying it."

-sir:"I have given you the rifle and provided you with the shooting range. Let's see how well you    perform at the games."

-sir:"Aim for accuracy, build up speed."